Music Advertisers Mood Board

My music advertisers board consists of KFC, BBC, Burger King, ITV, Channel 4, Channel 5, Facebook, Twitter, Aunt Bessie’s, Warp Records, Ghostly International, Amazon, Apple, Android, McDonalds, Dell, Subway, AnglianBus, Konectbus, Triple Velvet, Arriva, Google, Stagecoach, Andrex, Abellio Greater Anglia, First Group, HP, Microsoft, YouTube, Pepsi, Coca Cola and Lloyds Bank.

Why?? Why so many of such a variety?!

Randomness. My music and taste appeals to anything and everything that can tolerate it. Songs about banking, buses, technology, media, 80s stuff, food, drink, marketing, Yorkshire puddings, TV and toilet rolls… they all associate with at least one or two of the brands listed. Google? Technology. Dell? Computers. KFC? Food. Triple Velvet? Toilet rolls.  AnglianBus? Public transport subsidy withdrawal—uh, buses. Buses. Yes, buses. What? Subsidy withdrawal? What do you mean? I never said anything about a subsidy withdrawal!

My strange tracks appeal to random brands and can be advertised through them. Warp Records and Ghostly International are two labels I could distribute my music through, so they could advertise the music and any extras too. Meanwhile, music and stuff can be advertised on Velvet and Andrex packaging, ensuring that three trees are replanted for every one used and that dogs are given more rights to existence. After all, there will eventually be tracks about dogs and trees that will change the dynamics of everything we understand.

Sanity withdrawal permits for my imagination to create explosive tits, 69 tracks in 42 hours, Yorkshire puddings in Dorset server rooms and, of course, this mood board. I don’t do drugs, I’m just socially rejected and I need to get friends, hug them all loads and maintain my virginity for as long as possible. This way, brand and labels will want to advertise my music as well as myself and other artists.